Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
sext: so what Brand New song makes you feel the most dead inside?
sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??
my personality is 30% the last movie I watched
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what